Wednesday, May 13, 2009

Lost and found

A few thoughts about umbrellas:

A businessman needs three umbrellas - one to leave at the office, one to leave at home, and one to leave on the train.
--Paul Dickson

I wouldn't touch a superlative again with an umbrella.
--Dorothy Parker

In this world it rains on the Just and the Unjust alike, but the Unjust have the Just's umbrellas.
--Lynne Alpern

A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain.
--Mark Twain


Katie said...

This is a classic sign! I hope Marguerhette didn't get in trouble at home for losing her umbrella.

Ms M said...

When I saw this sign, just couldn't pass it up. And I, too, hope Marguerhette didn't get in trouble over her umbrella!