Wednesday, October 29, 2008
No bones about it
The second most popular Halloween decoration scheme in the neighborhood has to do with skeletons and/or skulls.
You’ve heard of skeleton keys; here are some skeleton jokes:
Q. Why can’t a skeleton lift weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.
Q. Who was the most famous skeleton detective? A. Sherlock Bones.
Q. What do the skeletons say before eating a gourmet meal? A. Bone appetite
Q. Why didn’t the skeleton dance at the party? A. He had no body to dance with.
Q. What do you give a skeleton for Valentine’s Day? A. Bone-bones in a heart shaped box.
Q. Who was the most famous French skeleton? A. Napoleon Bone-apart
Q. What instrument do skeletons play? A: trom-bone.