Wednesday, October 29, 2008

No bones about it

The second most popular Halloween decoration scheme in the neighborhood has to do with skeletons and/or skulls.

You’ve heard of skeleton keys; here are some skeleton jokes:

Q. Why can’t a skeleton lift weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

Q. Who was the most famous skeleton detective? A. Sherlock Bones.

Q. What do the skeletons say before eating a gourmet meal? A. Bone appetite

Q. Why didn’t the skeleton dance at the party? A. He had no body to dance with.

Q. What do you give a skeleton for Valentine’s Day? A. Bone-bones in a heart shaped box.

Q. Who was the most famous French skeleton? A. Napoleon Bone-apart

Q. What instrument do skeletons play? A: trom-bone.

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