No, he’s not the barber of Seville, but Vince, the barber of Hyde Park, will give you a fine haircut – when he gets back from lunch.
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All things change except barbers, the ways of barbers, and the surroundings of barbers. These never change.
Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair.
A celebrity is any well-known TV or movie star who looks like he spends more than two hours working on his hair.